Introduction

Hello,

I should introduce myself as well - my name is Harriet Wimpleton. I have a wonderful husband - yes - I have a husband and I'm proud to say I submit to him in every way as the head of our lovely home. All you hairy husband-less frustrated feminists out there must be grinding your teeth in horror - fancy, a woman being proud of the firm hand of her husband, but if you read the Bible you'll see that it's very clear that woman is not intended to be above man (even in the bedroom - the missionary position is favoured by Christians for a reason and if your husband likes to play silly dominance games with you on top, I suggest you meekly advise him of this fact but always obey him, even if he insists you wear leather underwear and spank him with a wet fish). In fact it's stated several times in the bible that the man is the head of the house and his wife must obey him. Of course it also says that we shouldn't eat shellfish but I never did fancy oysters anyway. More homes would be happy homes if woman meekly listened to their dear husbands and did what they were told.

Well, I must say I like our new home. It's very pink and cheerful and I hope it will be instructive to all.

bless
Harriet Wimpleton Bsc (Bronze Swimming Certificate)

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