Introduction

Hello,

I should introduce myself as well - my name is Harriet Wimpleton. I have a wonderful husband - yes - I have a husband and I'm proud to say I submit to him in every way as the head of our lovely home. All you hairy husband-less frustrated feminists out there must be grinding your teeth in horror - fancy, a woman being proud of the firm hand of her husband, but if you read the Bible you'll see that it's very clear that woman is not intended to be above man (even in the bedroom - the missionary position is favoured by Christians for a reason and if your husband likes to play silly dominance games with you on top, I suggest you meekly advise him of this fact but always obey him, even if he insists you wear leather underwear and spank him with a wet fish). In fact it's stated several times in the bible that the man is the head of the house and his wife must obey him. Of course it also says that we shouldn't eat shellfish but I never did fancy oysters anyway. More homes would be happy homes if woman meekly listened to their dear husbands and did what they were told.

Well, I must say I like our new home. It's very pink and cheerful and I hope it will be instructive to all.

bless
Harriet Wimpleton Bsc (Bronze Swimming Certificate)

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Good evening all,
My name is Mrs Weatherby and Agnes to my friend unfortunately I spelt it wrong in my profile. I am not very use to using computers I prefer to darn my dear husbands socks. I have decided though that it is important to use the computer to get our message across as you may have gathered this blog supports Women against feminism yes that disguisting word women getting jobs other then be a servant to their husband and children. Women getting their own bank accounts and worst of all having ideas, their own may i add. yes it is a scary day and age this one but if you get joy from floor polish (sometimes i think it may be the smell), a sense of achievement from home schooling your children (even if it means at year 12 their reading level is that of a 8 year old) and nothing pleases you better then when your husband asks you to be quiet dear because this is men's business then this is the blog for you. god bless you.
Mrs Weatherby

Intro Post

Hello, welcome to our new home. This is a place for insightful thoughts and delusions of grandeur.

Who are we? - The Maggie's Nest manifesto

We are the Magpie Sisters. We are ladies who believe in speaking our minds but keeping our homes nice.

We won't be having with this feminism guff. Women should be beaten regularly and chained to the kitchen sink - modestly of course - so as not to inspire lust in unsuspecting men (particularly their husbands). We are firm followers of Ladies Against Feminism and particularly like the idea of wearing Victorian style dresses everywhere. In fact we don't think they take things far enough and instead should encourage women to cover their heads as well. Afterall, how many men fall for a pretty face? Look at that cautionary tale "The Odyssey" which tells of that woman Helen showing off her face and launching ships left, right and centre. Disgusting.

But apart from working to make a nicer and more modest world we also like to keep things lovely on the homefront - after all if we don't keep our homes and fingernails clean, who knows what our husbands will do!

And although we may speak honestly on our blog, we like to refrain from sharp words at home. Sharp words are best kept for dealing with feminists and vegans, never husbands.

Please comment, but remember, if you can't say something nice, reword it to the best of your ability or at least make it funny.

xx
the Maggies