Intro Post

Hello, welcome to our new home. This is a place for insightful thoughts and delusions of grandeur.

Who are we? - The Maggie's Nest manifesto

We are the Magpie Sisters. We are ladies who believe in speaking our minds but keeping our homes nice.

We won't be having with this feminism guff. Women should be beaten regularly and chained to the kitchen sink - modestly of course - so as not to inspire lust in unsuspecting men (particularly their husbands). We are firm followers of Ladies Against Feminism and particularly like the idea of wearing Victorian style dresses everywhere. In fact we don't think they take things far enough and instead should encourage women to cover their heads as well. Afterall, how many men fall for a pretty face? Look at that cautionary tale "The Odyssey" which tells of that woman Helen showing off her face and launching ships left, right and centre. Disgusting.

But apart from working to make a nicer and more modest world we also like to keep things lovely on the homefront - after all if we don't keep our homes and fingernails clean, who knows what our husbands will do!

And although we may speak honestly on our blog, we like to refrain from sharp words at home. Sharp words are best kept for dealing with feminists and vegans, never husbands.

Please comment, but remember, if you can't say something nice, reword it to the best of your ability or at least make it funny.

xx
the Maggies